Morning Squeeze

Walking into Morning Squeeze felt like stepping into a sitcom episode written by chaos itself. First off, we pull up and get told there’s a “wait” — meanwhile I’m literally staring at empty tables like they’re museum exhibits. Then some other waitress comes and seats us to those tables right away. So I guess seating is based on vibes, astrology, or divine intervention. Who knows. We finally get menus… except they’re both blurred out. Not metaphorically. Physically. The letters were erased like someone tried to delete breakfast. The egg section was basically a ghost town. I’m ordering off muscle memory at this point. i was genuinely struggling to read the print and my vision a 20/20 mind u. Our waitress looked like she was fighting demons (I respect customer service trauma, so no hate),

I was really disappointed with my experience at Morning Squeeze. There were plenty of workers on the floor, yet they didn’t seem to tailor to customers in a timely or appropriate manner. When we tried to order food, the menu was a mess. Half of the items were faded to the point where we couldn’t read the titles, food options, or even the pricing. It was honestly ridiculous, and they really need to update their menus and get new ones. We waited over 40 minutes for our food, and by the time it arrived, it wasn’t even morning anymore. For that long of a wait, especially for breakfast food, the meals were extremely simple. The food itself was decent, but nothing special or worth the wait. Another major issue was the restroom situation. The restrooms were closed off to customers, which was v

Place for breakfast just down from where we were staying for the football game. Cocktails were tasty. Lots of food comes no matter what you choose, which is always good. I wish that there was less gravy (can’t believe I’m saying it) on my chicken&waffle just so I could put some syrup on a ‘clean’ part to have a sweet finish.

We had an amazing brunch here, and thankfully it wasn’t crowded, most people were off chasing the more overrated breakfast spots nearby. That worked out perfectly for us. The food was excellent, easily one of the best breakfast places in town. We’re giving it 5 stars, thanks to the fantastic service from our attentive server and guest host, Chris, who really went above and beyond. The only downside was a nearby sewer repair that caused a bit of an unpleasant smell, but it didn’t take away from the overall experience. Thank you!

Great place if you like uncooked hashbrowns, a burrito filled with huge chunks of jalapeño and a server who absolutely abandons your table. Don’t go here they don’t care even minimally.