Neato Burrito

Just had a delicious burrito bowl made by ther very handsome Abe "the babe" tonight. Abe's burrito line and customer service skills are surpassed only by his devilishly good looks. This place is also great for vegan and vegetarian options. For the sake of journalistic integrity, my review scores were not swayed by Abe's handsomeness and charm.

The food lives up to the hype of the name. The service is great and people are friendly. Prices are reasonable. They have a variety of protein options from tofu, chicken, pork, steak and veggies. You’re going to get a meal full of great flavor. I’m looking forward to coming back anytime I have the chance. I included a picture of the menu.

Went out to eat Halloween night with four friends. Abe was incredibly short with us and talked to us like we were stupid. I’ve had good experiences here before but this really soured it for us. Asking for one item swapped on a menu item and being talked down to is frustrating. My other three friends with me had the same experience with basic ordering. Good food, appreciate the vegan options, but some of the worst service I’ve received ever.

I came into neato after a night of debauchery needing something to soak up my nights mistakes. Abe was nothing but kind and helpful to me, even though I could barely form a coherent sentence. I was treated like royalty. I highly recommend neato burrito!

Everything is spicy, and they refuse to tell you that. Tried to eat here 4 times. Each time I specifically ask for something that isn't spicy. Last time I even explained in detail my concerns. Was told they won't put salsa (as that's what makes the food spicy), and sure enough the burrito was inedible after two bites. If all they service is spicy food, that's totally fine and I can happily go elsewhere. I just don't understand the need to lie about it constantly.