Neramitra Thai Cuisine

This place is the culinary equivalent of a coin toss—you never know if it’s open, closed, or operating in another dimension entirely. Google Maps swears it has business hours, but apparently they run on lunar phases and vibes. Fried calamari? Soft enough to qualify as emotional support food. Funny thing is, I looked up the photos in other reviews—those folks got the opposite problem: overcooked, fossilized rings of regret. Consistency? Never met him. Then came the panang curry—or should I say, coconut milk soup with identity issues. I asked for mild, not “bring me a straw for my curry.” At that point I was less eating and more hydrating. The vegetable and tofu stir-fry was the lone survivor of the meal, solid enough to earn a star all on its own. The second star? Speed. My food arrived

The curries came out immediately after ordering. Like they were pre made. The appetizer was brought 15 mins later. Thats terrible service. The curries were half oil. Never had this before. The crispy tofu was tasteless. Do not go here.

What a wonderful find in Crystal City! The food and service was excellent. We were a party of two after picking up at nearby Reagan National Airport. My daughter loved the drunken noodles, I enjoyed the beef fried rice. Don't miss out on the delicious Thai iced tea! The service and atmosphere, perfect. Highly recommend.

Very Tasty. The papaya Salad had a lot of depth we love about a great papaya Salad. My Panang Beef was really good....need a touch more pepper but it was wonderfully rich and perfect thickness of broth...also surprisingly a lot of protein.

The Pad Thai is the wave. Great portion and the fried salmon was good. Great atmosphere.